You have kinder friends than me Dips - apparently this is my doppelganger - whether it's for his looks or personal hygiene similarities I didn't like to ask!
My middle son...an art student... informed me he was doing life drawing this morning.... then informed me I would not be considered as a model Apparently they need very obese curvaceous models.... not ...I quote "someone like you ...a bike frame with lipstick... we could draw you in 10 minutes..."
Mmmm...at 6ft 3 and 10 stone he needs to be careful!